The Paralyzing, Anxiety Filled Decision Making Process of an American Consumer Observed:

This is what happens when you just happen to have your camera in your coat pocket and your husband insists on going to Walmart on a Friday night...You observe the HiLaRiTy of our lives...

"Why is it so stinkin' hard to pick out ButT PaPeR?"

~Daniel J. Bailey

It's a wonder we accomplish anything SigNiFiCanT in our LiVeS when just picking out BuTt PaPeR requires so much time, energy and CeReBraL activity.